My expectations are at 0% literally I know not one of you is gonna put the slightest fucking effort into any aspect of this process A-Z. Your more like ly to get struck by lightning on your way 3 way on Leap Day than you are to send a message. Ask a few questions, agree on a time, both show up. Have sex, then kiss goodnight. I have a pretty substantial sample size of years on this planet validating that in fact its extremely likely I'm better looking than basically all of you. Including the girls. However I'm a borderline psychopath the suffers . 20 years with alot of beautiful girlfriends consistently numero uno in the worst boyfriend they ever had. Life is all about the yin and the yang. I'm not above 6 feet but I have a bigger weiner than your Bachelor Contestant #3 Doppelganger who 6'2" and didnt mean to punch you. Honestly the under 6" filter is really my only competition when it come to getting who I want. True story I sent a girl I met one time for 10 mins non stop messages for 7 months all extremley long, honestly I wasnt sure if the FBI was gonna knock on my door or she was even seeing them. she agreed to go out with me. And we smashed...like 7 or 8 times over the summer and she was fine. Ladies being your side piece is a timeless tradition. I am honored and humbled. When does Dad bod leave town next month?